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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via infamousgod)

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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(via coluring)

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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(via greetings)

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lucissas:

how to be a heartbreaker:

  1. be a fictional character
  2. die

(Source: jasongraece, via samifeur)

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accioslothsplease:

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Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

(via nnacaroni)

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wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

(Source: wonclerful, via sniffing)

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surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

(via shouldnt)

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via parkingstrange)