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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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cradily:

oh my god

cradily:

oh my god

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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